I remember a story from the newspaper when I was living in Germany of how this man collected "lewd gnomes". These adult garden decorating naughtys vanished from their home in his Berlin garden so the owner phoned the police to report the gnomenapping. Sorry, but I don 't know if the little pointed hat pervy's ever found their way back home.
Reminds me of the "Gnome Liberation Front" we had back in Upstate New York who stole a bunch of people's garden gnomes and then placed them around a baseball diamond at a local park so they could get out and have a little gnome fun. They even left a note explaining that to the police...
Perhaps tending gardens all day can make gnomes a little restless?
Want to see some lewd gnomes? Go here: http://www.tradition-shop.de/index.php I have never shopped there, but it's a good chuckle anyway. Lewd gnomes fresh from Germany ~and you thought only the beer was worth going there for!
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