Technician: What's wrong with it?
Caller : The mouse is stuck.
Technician: Mouse? M'am, printers don't have a mouse!
Caller : Oh really?... well I just sent you a picture ...
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About Me
- Me
- Mad crafter, rubber stamper, dreamer, silent film addict, noisy giggler, duck feeder, people watcher, geology geek, who hates missing silly old monster flicks. Grumpy people are pretty darn entertaining to me. Oh, I like cold beer too.
Favorite Quote
Don't worry about your originality. You couldn't get rid of it even if you wanted to. It will stick with you and show up for better or worse in spite of all you or anyone else can do.
-Robert Henri
-Robert Henri
Rush Limbaugh Quote
Character matters; leadership decends from character.
Glenn Beck Quote
Political correctness doesn't change us, it shuts us up.
Mark Twain Quote
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Arrrgh!!!
Labels or Tags, whatever...
John Wayne Quote
Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway.
Princess Diana Quote
They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody?
Edgar Allen Poe Quote
They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.
MST3K
Quote
Life is a rush into the unknown. You can duck down and hope nothing hits you OR stand up as tall as you can, show it your teeth and say ~ Dish it up baby and don't be stingy with the jalapenos!
Favorite Websites
Ronald Reagan Quote
How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
Carl Sagan Quote
Somewhere something incredible is waiting to be known...
Dolly Parton quote
If you don't like the road your walking, start paving another one.
Groucho Marx Quote
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
Hedly Lamarr Quote
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
-Hedly Lamarr, Blazing Saddles
-Hedly Lamarr, Blazing Saddles
Hans Cloos Geology Quote
It was during my enchanted days of travel that the idea came to me, which, through the years, has come into my thoughts again and again and always happily — the idea that geology is the music of the earth.
Have a happy day!!
Dorothy Sebastian quote
Money is the doggonedist stuff! ...But we're only here temporarily, so why spend life making the old checkbook balance?
My living room needs this
Jean Harlow quote
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.
Tom Servo Quote
Something there is that doesn't love a crummy monster film...
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