Thursday, September 3, 2009

Space ape spreads fear and terror with bubble machine!

Most people go out and spend their money on movies they love. I go out of my way to find the worst movies ever made. I think I have found it. This stinker is so bad, suffice to say the special affects included a bubble machine... And I write "special affects" because this movie will "affect" you alright. If a picture is worth a thousand words than here you have it, 1000 terrible words about a terrible movie. Oh I forgot - it's in 3-D too or as the movie poster claimed "Adventures into the future in NEW TRU-3 DIMENSION!" (While watching this, you will wish you could slip into another dimension.) It's terribleness tries to reach out and touch you as you try to figure out why you just wasted the last hour of your life watching a half gorilla, half old deep sea diver try to kill the last surviving family after the alien apocolypse. This goes beyond cheese. I'm not sure there's a word to describe how awful this film really is. So yes, it holds a prime spot in my DVD collection.

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